Friday, March 20, 2009

Internet Porn

Well, if you define "porn" as "time-wasting things on the Internet that distract one from regular adult duties," then here are three submitted for your approval.

I must inform you now, in the interest of fair and full disclosure, that although there are sheep, there is no sex in any of these. That I know of.



The second item stems from my addiction to America's Next Top Model. Yes, yes, it is mindless drivel. And, like a really bloody car crash, I cannot look away.

So imagine my delight at discovering that Elyse Sewell, ANTM contestant from the first "cycle," was also a blogger. And an amusing one at that. Here is her blog.

I had to include three items, since we are, predominately, a Christian culture. Christopher Walken twitters. I don't even know what that means. But his posts are hysterical.

Sorry about the lack of real porn. But I'm sure most people can find it on the Internet without my help.

10 comments:

Jen said...

Good fun - thanks for these!
It IS "frightened by" though.
And "bored BY", not "bored of".
Okay, I may be a pedant, but I'm not crazy.

Really.

TRex said...

Christopher Walken is the most amazing evil entity that I have ever worshiped.

I mean that!

The Expatresse said...

Oh, I agree. I adore him.

Hat said...

Well, if Iam to continue supplying you with material, then I want paid in beets. That would be a good deal, right?

The Expatresse said...

Fair 'nuff.

katbat said...

Did you see the Simpsons Episode with Christopher Walken reading
"Goodnight Moon"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob37KzlUEPA


Pure Genius!

K

Bethany Syewart said...

Yeah, I also hate that I love ANTM- I own Season 1 because Elyse was my favorite- and the most successful of any of the girls at that!!

Susan said...

that was too funny. we all took a break from packing for my daughters impending move to Moscow and laughed at the sheep story.

Jen said...

It kept me awake last night.
I no longer support "frightened by", but I stand by "bored by".

I exhaust myself at times.

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