Internet Porn

Well, if you define "porn" as "time-wasting things on the Internet that distract one from regular adult duties," then here are three submitted for your approval.

I must inform you now, in the interest of fair and full disclosure, that although there are sheep, there is no sex in any of these. That I know of.



The second item stems from my addiction to America's Next Top Model. Yes, yes, it is mindless drivel. And, like a really bloody car crash, I cannot look away.

So imagine my delight at discovering that Elyse Sewell, ANTM contestant from the first "cycle," was also a blogger. And an amusing one at that. Here is her blog.

I had to include three items, since we are, predominately, a Christian culture. Christopher Walken twitters. I don't even know what that means. But his posts are hysterical.

Sorry about the lack of real porn. But I'm sure most people can find it on the Internet without my help.